DamnItsTrue #DamnItsTrue
Women love chocolate, because it's sweet like them. Men love beer, because it's bitter like them! #DamnItsTrue
2011-03-04 10:00:25Just because I don't go out, drink, dance and mingle, doesn't mean I don't know how to party. #DamnItsTrue
2011-03-04 10:01:01I hate when websites force me to make super complicated passwords. #DamnItsTrue
2011-03-04 10:03:01Tears = Make us braver. Heartbreak = Make us wiser. #DamnItsTrue
2011-03-04 10:07:01LiFE = GOOGLE. I just need to know what I'm looking for. #DamnItsTrue
2011-03-04 19:01:00People talk in their sleep, Teachers talk while other people sleep. #DamnItsTrue
2011-03-04 19:03:03Middle Finger = Use when words aren't enough to describe haters! #DamnItsTrue
2011-03-04 19:05:01No Love, no sex. No Sex, no children. No Children, no school. No School, no problem! #DamnItsTrue
2011-03-04 19:06:00Sometimes, I wish following advice was as easy as giving it. #DamnItsTrue
2011-03-05 03:19:19Kiss the kissers, love the lovers and play the players! #DamnItsTrue
2011-03-05 03:19:46When I text someone, I want a QUICK RESPONSE! #DamnItsTrue
2011-03-05 03:21:46Sorry, I'm not perfect. If you want a perfect girl, go buy a Barbie doll. #DamnItsTrue
2011-03-05 04:30:21LOVE = when he pauses his video games, just to reply your message. #DamnItsTrue
2011-03-05 04:31:01PENDING = The most annoying word to read on your phone screen. #DamnItsTrue
2011-03-05 04:34:01Dear Math, please solve your own problems. I do have my own problems. #DamnItsTrue
2011-03-05 04:35:02I love when he calls me at 00.00 just to say, "Happy Birthday." #DamnItsTrue
2011-03-05 04:37:02Happiness starts with 1 word, 1 joke, 1 text, 1 phonecall, 1 song, 1 hug, 1 kiss, and STOPS at... 1 Mistake! #DamnItsTrue
2011-03-05 05:40:12Hardest things in life = Having words in my heart that I can't speak out loud! #DamnItsTrue
2011-03-05 05:41:45It's easier to pretend that you're happy than to explain why you're not. #DamnItsTrue
2011-03-05 07:30:22I'm not falling in love. I'm just falling in you. #DamnItsTrue
2011-03-05 07:35:01Taking 10 pictures and delete 9 of them. #DamnItsTrue
2011-03-05 07:37:00"IF" = One word that can inspire the greatest hope and the biggest regret. #DamnItsTrue
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