人影消えた代わりにヤギの群れが我が物顔で歩き回る英国ランディドノー。地元民がその様相を録画した動画を投稿

Andrew Stuart: Still wears a mask @AndrewStuart

I think I just got a group of goats in Llandudno arrested. Let me explain... first, I saw this from inside a dark pub (the one I live in currently). I thought I was seeing things. So I took some video: pic.twitter.com/RtxYG6htLC

Andrew Stuart: Still wears a mask @AndrewStuart

So I decided to see what was going on. They stopped on Trinity Square, and decided the hedges there looked very tasty (tbf, they probably are if you’re a goat 🐐) pic.twitter.com/Sz7WnoQGsd

Andrew Stuart: Still wears a mask @AndrewStuart

They weren’t moving from their midnight feast. And they were probably going to run riot on the town, what with nobody being about due to the lockdown. I also wasn’t sure if they were keeping the required 2m apart. pic.twitter.com/Yn69JWDV8p

Andrew Stuart: Still wears a mask @AndrewStuart

So I gave @NWPolice a call to tell them a load of kids (geddit?) were running riot (I didn’t actually say that... sadly). They said they’d pass it on to officers. pic.twitter.com/k1q28cfUi4

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Andrew Stuart: Still wears a mask @AndrewStuart

And they sent a patrol car down who turned on the big red lights. So, I’m sorry if the goats got arrested. But they were being very naughty. Also, close the gates behind you on the Orme. And stay 2m apart at all times. 🐐 🐐 🐐 pic.twitter.com/xczGrVoawL

Andrew Stuart: Still wears a mask @AndrewStuart

One more thing... so we get news alert emails from @Dataminr, like everywhere probably. Helps us find all sorts of breaking news. Never thought my goat tweets would make it into an alert 😂 Framing this one 🐐 pic.twitter.com/HDDclwO49U

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Andrew Stuart: Still wears a mask @AndrewStuart

Goat update: they’re back, and they’re gathering in groups of more than 2 🐐 pic.twitter.com/Bc2N42SPGo

Andrew Stuart: Still wears a mask @AndrewStuart

🐐🐐🐐 pic.twitter.com/colbEfnCOy

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Andrew Stuart: Still wears a mask @AndrewStuart

Goats that dgaf 🐐 pic.twitter.com/OlJ1doZUEb

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Andrew Stuart: Still wears a mask @AndrewStuart

Just kidding around, yeah? 🐐 pic.twitter.com/NHpV3seMlA

Andrew Stuart: Still wears a mask @AndrewStuart

🐐🚨 Monday goat update: they’re back. Again. And they dgaf. (H/t @86_leroy) pic.twitter.com/KoUmv08y59

Andrew Stuart: Still wears a mask @AndrewStuart

They run Llandudno now and we just have to accept that as fact. Shenkin must be giving them tips from the Royal Welsh. pic.twitter.com/RaABUtWrDa

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Andrew Stuart: Still wears a mask @AndrewStuart

They know exactly what they’re doing. Have some lunch from a bush and then go for a lie down in the churchyard pic.twitter.com/naUH7YPBbK

Andrew Stuart: Still wears a mask @AndrewStuart

I, for one, welcome our new goat overlords pic.twitter.com/Fk5x6XaCLM

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Andrew Stuart: Still wears a mask @AndrewStuart

Can’t believe I’m writing this... they’re back (again) pic.twitter.com/fwMLPa53ue

Andrew Stuart: Still wears a mask @AndrewStuart

I think I am now the man who stares at goats (in the middle of the road) pic.twitter.com/Ptzh0zY5UC

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Andrew Stuart: Still wears a mask @AndrewStuart

They definitely dgaf 🐐 pic.twitter.com/W2BjKCjKhw

Andrew Stuart: Still wears a mask @AndrewStuart

This shows what it’s all about. They’re scared of me (a human) in this. They don’t like people. They usually only come down from the Great Orme when it’s windy, and only the back streets at the top of Mostyn Street. Now lockdown means it’s empty, they’re going further than ever. pic.twitter.com/roZpNm61Qh

Andrew Stuart: Still wears a mask @AndrewStuart

Well... they’re back #goats pic.twitter.com/cFu2qSZJdy

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Andrew Stuart: Still wears a mask @AndrewStuart

And they mean business this time #goats #llandudno pic.twitter.com/8PORNufdp2

Andrew Stuart: Still wears a mask @AndrewStuart

Llandudno is run by goats pic.twitter.com/C7nENePcEA

Andrew Stuart: Still wears a mask @AndrewStuart

Got the interest of @PA now too (and everyone else) pic.twitter.com/jr5iUdkrKz

Andrew Stuart: Still wears a mask @AndrewStuart

They’re still here... they live here now I think pic.twitter.com/DO0gscwrMs

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