Airplane by Tursunov

Dmitry Tursunov @TursunovTales

Leslie Nielsen tribute is coming ^ on TV - Airplane.With this film lineup I'm never going 2 get a date! Unless Julie Hagerty will get lonely

Dmitry Tursunov @TursunovTales

How awesome is Hagierty's voice? I guess dreams do come true! Wish I had a hammer handy... And Julie nearby, of course....

Dmitry Tursunov @TursunovTales

Joey, have you ever seen a grown man naked?

Dmitry Tursunov @TursunovTales

Joey? Do you like movies about gladiators?

Dmitry Tursunov @TursunovTales

Aaaaaaaaaaagh! I need a sledgehammer!!!!!!!!

Dmitry Tursunov @TursunovTales

Requesting clearance, Clarence! What's your vector, Victor? Roger, roger!

Dmitry Tursunov @TursunovTales

I'm voting for Hagierty as the most annoying actress ever. I wish there was a mute button for individual characters in the movie.

Dmitry Tursunov @TursunovTales

I'm serious... And don't call me Shirley! RT @scoobschris: @TursunovTales Surely you can't be serious.

Dmitry Tursunov @TursunovTales

Joey? Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

Dmitry Tursunov @TursunovTales

This woman needs to be gotten to a hospital! - A hospital? What is it? - It's a big building with patients, but that's not important...

Dmitry Tursunov @TursunovTales

How soon can u land? -I can't tell! -You can tell me, I'm a doctor. -No I mean, I don't know. - Can't u guess? -Not 4 another 2 hours...

Dmitry Tursunov @TursunovTales

You can't take a guess for another 2 hours?

Dmitry Tursunov @TursunovTales

Automatic pilot scene coming up.... Yeeehaaa! Almost as sexy as Dukes of Haggard... Without an annoying voice of FREAKING ELAINE!!!!

Dmitry Tursunov @TursunovTales

Looks like I picked a wrong week to quit sniffing glue!

Dmitry Tursunov @TursunovTales

time to inflate the pilot!!!!!!