No Top Gear this weekend, apparently. How about 633 Squadron instead? @JeremyClarkson @RichardHammond
2015-03-11 05:35:48@MrJamesMay No no no. Where Eagles Dare. Much better.
2015-03-11 05:43:11No, surely, Last of the Summer Wine; no one will notice the difference. Job done. @MrJamesMay @JeremyClarkson
2015-03-11 05:43:16@JeremyClarkson @MrJamesMay No no no, The Onedin Line. Now THAT was TV worth watching.
2015-03-11 05:46:49@JeremyClarkson I watched that yesterday. The Right Stuff?
2015-03-11 06:11:56@MrJamesMay @RichardHammond I did some pretty good war documentaries. They could screen one of those.
2015-03-11 06:14:00@JeremyClarkson @MrJamesMay yes, they could show them. OR we could stare at the test card. I liked that
2015-03-11 06:14:55Vegetables peel more easily if you wet them, yes. But why? #Unemployed
2015-03-18 04:58:24Three light bulbs in our house need replacing. I'm doing it today. #StillUnemployed
2015-03-18 17:21:52Great news! We also need some new hoover bags. I can spin that out for an hour or two.
2015-03-18 18:13:12Dog Fog Job's in the ... ...holding pattern. Not trying to be cryptic, just enjoying a gorgeous morning. Off. pic.twitter.com/zM8IGyHTgk
2015-03-18 18:17:29Life, once so dazzling Sinks into a grey fog of Not-done-it-yourself #Unemployed #DIYku
2015-03-18 18:35:34Seriously, if you really are unemployed, good luck to you. It's not funny in reality.
2015-03-18 18:45:04Oh sod it. I'm going for a 'spin'. pic.twitter.com/sDWOFcaxDf
2015-03-19 00:11:30More great news. We have a leak in the plumbing. I can get my tools out and everything. And I have some left-over curry to have for lunch.
2015-03-19 18:45:12Once I've done the plumbing, I'm going to fire up Little Honda to see if Norman Tebbit's 'on yer bike' philosophy works. #StillUnemployed
2015-03-19 19:16:55True > “@ArlingtonTalent: Looking for work for our new office boy @MrJamesMay pic.twitter.com/N2OEGDBpbH”
2015-03-19 22:28:39I've been given some heavy gardening work today. Temptation to cut my own head off with the chainsaw may prove too strong. #StillUnemployed
2015-03-20 15:55:12Dog, Fog. Nag, In a Bag Morning. Is a welding mask safe to wear in an eclipse? pic.twitter.com/i1gZwN17sE
2015-03-20 16:47:27No girl, look away now. pic.twitter.com/uB4FqrR8vx
2015-03-20 17:16:04And now, this has happened. pic.twitter.com/VGIRFEcp6X
2015-03-21 02:37:24I'm actually at the point where I'm considering washing my own car. That Albanian bloke* will be furious. #Unemployed *TG News S22/4
2015-03-21 17:39:20Finished the car, went back to wood-chopping. Piece of splintery oak hit me in the face. #Retired #InTheFaaace
2015-03-21 19:47:55Right, it's spring. Which can mean only one thing. Flat battery. pic.twitter.com/D3WL9Zad8O
2015-03-21 23:39:10