James May's Unemployment Tube

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James May @MrJamesMay

No Top Gear this weekend, apparently. How about 633 Squadron instead? @JeremyClarkson @RichardHammond

2015-03-11 05:35:48
Richard Hammond @RichardHammond

No, surely, Last of the Summer Wine; no one will notice the difference. Job done. @MrJamesMay @JeremyClarkson

2015-03-11 05:43:16
Richard Hammond @RichardHammond

@JeremyClarkson @MrJamesMay No no no, The Onedin Line. Now THAT was TV worth watching.

2015-03-11 05:46:49
James May @MrJamesMay

@JeremyClarkson I watched that yesterday. The Right Stuff?

2015-03-11 06:11:56
Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson

@MrJamesMay @RichardHammond I did some pretty good war documentaries. They could screen one of those.

2015-03-11 06:14:00
Richard Hammond @RichardHammond

@JeremyClarkson @MrJamesMay yes, they could show them. OR we could stare at the test card. I liked that

2015-03-11 06:14:55
James May @MrJamesMay

Vegetables peel more easily if you wet them, yes. But why? #Unemployed

2015-03-18 04:58:24
James May @MrJamesMay

Three light bulbs in our house need replacing. I'm doing it today. #StillUnemployed

2015-03-18 17:21:52
James May @MrJamesMay

Great news! We also need some new hoover bags. I can spin that out for an hour or two.

2015-03-18 18:13:12
Richard Hammond @RichardHammond

Dog Fog Job's in the ... ...holding pattern. Not trying to be cryptic, just enjoying a gorgeous morning. Off. pic.twitter.com/zM8IGyHTgk

2015-03-18 18:17:29
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James May @MrJamesMay

Life, once so dazzling Sinks into a grey fog of Not-done-it-yourself #Unemployed #DIYku

2015-03-18 18:35:34
James May @MrJamesMay

Seriously, if you really are unemployed, good luck to you. It's not funny in reality.

2015-03-18 18:45:04
James May @MrJamesMay

More great news. We have a leak in the plumbing. I can get my tools out and everything. And I have some left-over curry to have for lunch.

2015-03-19 18:45:12
James May @MrJamesMay

Once I've done the plumbing, I'm going to fire up Little Honda to see if Norman Tebbit's 'on yer bike' philosophy works. #StillUnemployed

2015-03-19 19:16:55
James May @MrJamesMay

I've been given some heavy gardening work today. Temptation to cut my own head off with the chainsaw may prove too strong. #StillUnemployed

2015-03-20 15:55:12
Richard Hammond @RichardHammond

Dog, Fog. Nag, In a Bag Morning. Is a welding mask safe to wear in an eclipse? pic.twitter.com/i1gZwN17sE

2015-03-20 16:47:27
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James May @MrJamesMay

I'm actually at the point where I'm considering washing my own car. That Albanian bloke* will be furious. #Unemployed *TG News S22/4

2015-03-21 17:39:20
James May @MrJamesMay

Finished the car, went back to wood-chopping. Piece of splintery oak hit me in the face. #Retired #InTheFaaace

2015-03-21 19:47:55
Richard Hammond @RichardHammond

Right, it's spring. Which can mean only one thing. Flat battery. pic.twitter.com/D3WL9Zad8O

2015-03-21 23:39:10
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