@BrainVomiting I loved those rats. But I think it's pretty clear that they're not the fuzzy little guys who left Earth with me anymore.
2016-02-25 07:39:59@lifelinegame Hey there buddy! I sure have missed your sarcastic little butt!!
2016-02-25 06:01:44@StarschArt Ha! Thanks! I've been using my "Sarcastic Buns of Steel" video to keep in shape while I've been away.
2016-02-25 06:16:31@theclobberinkid Hey NoNo! (I think that's the chorus to a Shirelles song.)
2016-02-25 06:18:36@theclobberinkid That's the one. With the revving space-motorcycle at the beginning.
2016-02-25 07:30:57@lifelinegame Yes!! I missed being able to #TalkToTaylor!!
2016-02-25 06:01:51@MandiDisney Glad you could make it today! We'll have plenty to talk about soon, I promise. I'm not gonna be stuck in space forever.
2016-02-25 06:19:33@HarrysKale I'm putting all these marriage proposals into a jar. I'll draw a winner later. And "winner" is probably not the right word.
2016-02-25 06:20:22@LunaFang612 You're welcome! That came from the bottom of my weird little heart.
2016-02-25 06:21:05@lifelinegame omg how's life in the blackhole taylor???
2016-02-25 06:00:41@raqueldln Imagine a gigantic toilet bowl in space. I'm jogging around the seat at a pretty fast clip.
2016-02-25 06:22:37@celivincy I miss you too! Oh, and soil. I miss standing on soil. But also you!
2016-02-25 06:23:30I'm told that #TalkToTaylor is what all the cool kids are tweeting right before they get rich and popular. Coincidence?
2016-02-25 06:24:17@lifelinegame I think not. "Greed, for lack of a better word, is good" #TalkToTaylor
2016-02-25 06:27:27@HavokRyan Oh, yeah. From the prequel to "Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps." What was that prequel called?
2016-02-25 07:33:40@lifelinegame #TalkToTaylor Sounds like you're alive! How've you been?
2016-02-25 06:02:53@ElizC273 I'm very much alive! I've been... uh... alive, I guess. Kinda scared. Kinda hungry. A little sleepy.
2016-02-25 06:26:14@lifelinegame #TalkToTaylor I see. Um...Here's something to help you calm down...*Hugs* pic.twitter.com/AySMacM7Zo
2016-02-25 06:30:54@ElizC273 How is that supposed to calm me down?!? THE SUN WILL KILL THOSE MOUNTAINS
2016-02-25 07:36:55