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Juliet @julietcap16

Jess_nurse OMGosh its going to be so much fun! Its been nothing but boring being by myself! Girlie catch ups soon! xx

Juliet @julietcap16

Who out there is 15/16 and wants to chat? I am sooooo bored! x

Jess Capulet @Jess_nurse

Mission accomplished! Inbox = EMPTY. Now to pack for 3 weeks at my Dad's. Have got used to living away. Hope we don't kill each other...

Jago Mosca @jago_klepto

@jasonhall maybe i just like breaking things ;-)

Jago Mosca @jago_klepto

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Jago Mosca @jago_klepto

Photo: another jackdaw outing last night. more stuff: an expensive-looking ashtray (can fence this at carboot... http://tumblr.com/xv18hnxyp

Mercutio @mercuteio

New phone, baby & she is B A UTIFUL - charging as we speak. I should have lost my phone ages ago. The Swan later with the boys for quiz

Mercutio @mercuteio

@MondliGuma cheers man. Couldn't find one so had a big dirty full english breakfast - worked a treat

Mercutio @mercuteio

@ScottOwenJenkin that girl was nasty last night - you win Pull the Bull. Back out Tuesday night for more drunken disorderly

Jess Capulet @Jess_nurse

@julietcap16 Howz about an old fart like me 2 talk 2? Or am I past it at 23? Am setting off for yours. See you asap, depending on traffic. X

Juliet @julietcap16

Dads decided we're moving... To australia! Still not sure how I feel... I wish @Jess_nurse was coming! X

Jess Capulet @Jess_nurse

Capulet Towers here I come...

Mercutio @mercuteio

Oh dear Mr Harry Rednapp.

Jess Capulet @Jess_nurse

@julietcap16 So Dad spoke 2u about OZ? Don't freak out darlin. We'll talk it through properly when I get 2u. Currently stuck in traffic. X

Juliet @julietcap16

@Jess_nurse I wish you were coming with us to Aus! I'm gna miss you so much! Xx

Mercutio @mercuteio

Nothing in the flat to eat - Maccy D's is calling me methinks.

Juliet @julietcap16

@Jess_nurse Yeah he spoke to me but he's not convinced me yet :( Id love the sun but I dont want to leave you behind xx

Mercutio @mercuteio

Off to Pub Quiz with my sexy phone

Juliet @julietcap16

I've decided to make a video! :) A guided tour of my room! It'll be on YouTube very soon! Ill link you soon x

Jess Capulet @Jess_nurse

@julietcap16 Before u do the vid, go & apologise to "Little Miss Lentil Lover" 4 me. I ain't gonna make it 2u in time 4supper. SUCH a shame.

Juliet @julietcap16

@Jess_nurse I said you're sorry you could make supper... believe me you didn't miss much! That woman cannot cook ANYTHING! x

Jess Capulet @Jess_nurse

@julietcap16 10 mins away. Get that kettle on & save me a seat on the sofa by u 4 our "family quality time" TV viewing. NOT sitting by her.

Juliet @julietcap16

http://twitpic.com/1exjkq my bed! I love it! Jess_nurse helped me pick out the cushions :)

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Juliet @julietcap16

http://twitpic.com/1exkf2 this my mum! I miss her more and more everyday! Love you mum! Xxx

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Mercutio @mercuteio

Monty had me in stitches he just told us the best blowjob he had was when a girl had airwaves in her mouth - legend