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Duane Swierczynski
@swierczy
OK, so Obama to address the nation at 10:30 p.m. ON A SUNDAY NIGHT. Any guesses as to the topic?
2011-05-02 11:03:38
Duane Swierczynski
@swierczy
My new theory: President Obama will be kneeling before Zod.
2011-05-02 11:09:47
Duane Swierczynski
@swierczy
Preparing for the 10:30 Obama announcement by pouring a fresh tumbler of Johnnie Walker Black. Directly into my veins.
2011-05-02 11:30:05
Duane Swierczynski
@swierczy
Bin Laden being dead would be huge news. But not "crap my pants on a Sunday night" kind of news.
2011-05-02 11:37:26
The Dread duck Pirate Mark Brooks
@MarkBrooksArt
What the frack is going on?! All the news channels are going crazy with what Obama is about to announce. Did they get Bin Laden?
2011-05-02 11:39:41
Marjorie Liu
@marjoriemliu
Just heard that a US bomb killed him a week ago, and the United States was waiting for DNA results to make sure it was really him.
2011-05-02 11:47:40
Duane Swierczynski
@swierczy
Did Obama dispatch War Rocket Ajax to bring back his body? #binladen
2011-05-02 11:55:59
Stephen Wacker
@StephenWacker
That poor printer guy at the New York Times probably wanted to go home.
2011-05-02 11:57:28
Ryan Penagos
@AgentM
This dude on CNN has stunning blue eyes. He's telling me about Bin Laden being dead and I just wanna make out with him.
2011-05-02 11:58:40
Jonathan Hickman
@JHickman
Great. Now it's time for Zombie bin Laden. #ShouldIHaveGoneWithZomBINLaden #IDunno
2011-05-02 11:59:23
Stephen Wacker
@StephenWacker
The scroll on CNN certainly doesn't manage the tone of the news being spoken.
2011-05-02 11:59:34
Terry Moore
@TerryMooreArt
CNN in plane reporting Bin Laden dead. Poignant news to us passengers.
2011-05-02 11:59:38
Ryan Penagos
@AgentM
#whyobamaislate He's putting on twin six shooters, wearing john wayne's cowboy hat and high fiving everyone in the military.
2011-05-02 12:03:47
BRIAN MICHAEL BENDIS
@BRIANMBENDIS
Kinda want the end of the address to be: and now back to trump's stupid shit
2011-05-02 12:04:56
Dan Slott
@DanSlott
It was Chuck Norris. Just watch. Chuck Norris killed Osama Bin Laden. Remember, I called it.
2011-05-02 12:05:51
The Dread duck Pirate Mark Brooks
@MarkBrooksArt
I'd like to sum up what i think the Right's response will be in one sentence- " oh great Obama, now you've put us all in danger!"
2011-05-02 12:07:04
Ryan Penagos
@AgentM
I hope when Obama finally shows up, he just flips over the podium and stands there, silently. For 3 hours.
2011-05-02 12:09:19
Marjorie Liu
@marjoriemliu
Is this right? CNN is now reporting that Bin Laden was living in a mansion outside the Pakistani capital?
2011-05-02 12:10:58
Margarita Montimore
@damiella
Watching a historic moment unfold. Can't wait to hear Obama's statement on Bin Laden's death. War on terror not over, but big win for peace.
2011-05-02 12:13:27
Stephen Wacker
@StephenWacker
I wouldn't at all mind if George Bush were at this announcement.
2011-05-02 12:16:16
Ryan Penagos
@AgentM
#whyobamaislate Finding a Captain America costume in Obama's size at 11pm on a Sunday night in DC isn't easy, guys.
2011-05-02 12:19:10