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👁Cas (phase dad)🇦🇶
@chaosgonewrong
A great necessity to venture beyond the doors of my workplace to get a singular Egg
2019-09-17 00:25:30
👁Cas (phase dad)🇦🇶
@chaosgonewrong
I just need one. One egg. One egg and the next morning's brilliance is sealed.
2019-09-17 00:26:06
👁Cas (phase dad)🇦🇶
@chaosgonewrong
I can't believe I'm going to walk for 40 minutes through the dark streets at 1~2 am for the sake of a singular egg but there's no other choice.
2019-09-17 00:30:52
👁Cas (phase dad)🇦🇶
@chaosgonewrong
these life decisions are just getting better and better don't they, what's next, sawing my own head off?
2019-09-17 00:33:21
👁Cas (phase dad)🇦🇶
@chaosgonewrong
A genius solution saving me suffering through 40 minutes of 5°C: my home is closer than the supermarket and there is Exactly One Egg
2019-09-17 00:37:54
👁Cas (phase dad)🇦🇶
@chaosgonewrong
I can't believe we just have exactly one egg at home. This must be destiny!
2019-09-17 00:38:39
👁Cas (phase dad)🇦🇶
@chaosgonewrong
The concept: a foolish young man and his triangle creep out of their workplace at 1 am to extract 1 (one) egg out of their home residence really quietly and bring it back to work, caressing it softly and handling it with utmost care.
2019-09-17 00:45:14
👁Cas (phase dad)🇦🇶
@chaosgonewrong
I've been suddenly contacted by a guy who really, really wants me to buy a salad from the bar downstairs
2019-09-17 00:54:29
👁Cas (phase dad)🇦🇶
@chaosgonewrong
There are at least 3 guitars here and no vegetarian options...
2019-09-17 00:55:03
👁Cas (phase dad)🇦🇶
@chaosgonewrong
The only one option of a salad that is remotely acceptable happens to be veguitarian I guess?.. (kill me)
2019-09-17 00:56:09
👁Cas (phase dad)🇦🇶
@chaosgonewrong
I don't trust anyone but I keep going through with this stupid quest
2019-09-17 00:57:14
👁Cas (phase dad)🇦🇶
@chaosgonewrong
Henceforth, I will call the night of September 17th The Night Of Dumbass Quests
2019-09-17 00:58:52
👁Cas (phase dad)🇦🇶
@chaosgonewrong
A single egg fetch quest, the salad, what the fuck is next?
2019-09-17 00:59:42
👁Cas (phase dad)🇦🇶
@chaosgonewrong
I love the dilapidated guitar tuning sounds, it adds so much atmosphere to whatever the heck is happening I hope I won't get poisoned
2019-09-17 01:02:29
WIRESELF
@AnchiEnnui
@chaosgonewrong i have exactly zero context for this but this grand eggscapade is killing me
2019-09-17 01:15:46
👁Cas (phase dad)🇦🇶
@chaosgonewrong
@SweatySwampGoon EGGSCAPADE THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT IT IS I'M YELLING
2019-09-17 01:17:48
👁Cas (phase dad)🇦🇶
@chaosgonewrong
I ate a salad with chicken due to respecting the employees of the bar downstairs and their gloriously half-assed guitar playing and now I am kinda sick
2019-09-17 01:22:45
👁Cas (phase dad)🇦🇶
@chaosgonewrong
kinda want to add an additional layer of the absurd and also brush my teeth when I get home to take the singular egg
2019-09-17 01:24:30
👁Cas (phase dad)🇦🇶
@chaosgonewrong
@SweatySwampGoon Here's some context: I need to prepare breakfast tomorrow for a guest but I don't have enough ingredients BECAUSE I WASTED ONE EGG ON MAKING FRIED ZUCCHINI
2019-09-17 01:26:12
👁Cas (phase dad)🇦🇶
@chaosgonewrong
Or maybe I want to get poisoned and die because this night is definitely the pinnacle of... something. Not sure who the king is but this is the crown.
2019-09-17 01:29:36
👁Cas (phase dad)🇦🇶
@chaosgonewrong
also there are possibly teens drinking in one of the rooms and it's scvkjhsdvkbdsvkhbvkdhbv I am afraid to leave this place
2019-09-17 01:38:00
👁Cas (phase dad)🇦🇶
@chaosgonewrong
like a singular egg just chilling at home and saving me and being nothing more and nothing less than its beautiful self twitter.com/conangray/stat…
2019-09-17 01:56:08
👁Cas (phase dad)🇦🇶
@chaosgonewrong
it would be ironic if i dropped that egg on the way back to work lmao
2019-09-17 01:56:42