兵曹!直ちに艦橋に出頭せよ! 米空母艦長のたくらみ

米第5艦隊所属の空母「ドワイト・アイゼンハウアー」艦長が仕掛けるドッキリ。年末年始に急に始まりました。留守家族サービスみたい。 翻訳はブラウザ機能などでどうぞ(投げた)
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仕掛け人

クリス・“チャウダー”・ヒル大佐。マサチューセッツ州出身。
ホークアイ(早期警戒機)乗りで、2023年3月より現職。
動画は別のインタビュー

Chowdah Hill @ChowdahHill

Proud Captain of the best damn ship in the Navy, @TheCVN69. All views presented are mine and do not represent DoD/DoN. Follows/RTs/links ≠ DoD/DoN endorsement.

リンク www.airlant.usff.navy.mil Commanding Officer 44
Matt Haskell @mhaskellphoto

The best damn Captain in the Navy now has a Twitter! Give @ChowdahHill a follow, and if you’re wondering why he’s the best, here’s a snippet from an interview I did with him on board the Ike during pre deployment exercises. pic.twitter.com/U1ox4eafQe

2023-11-07 22:50:31

呼び出された皆様

記念日か家族のリクエストがあった場合、呼び出されて艦長席で「1分間指揮官」になり、クッキーをおごってもらえるみたいです。

Chowdah Hill @ChowdahHill

Unsuspecting Petty Officer sent to the bridge and told to sit in the Captain’s chair. Cookie placed in his hand, confusion blankets his face. Told that his mom is so damn proud of him and misses him. He says, “Love you Mom and I’m following in your footsteps.” Mom is a Navy vet! pic.twitter.com/I5ahJfdOQd

2024-01-12 20:07:43
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Chowdah Hill @ChowdahHill

Unsuspecting Petty Officer called to bridge alone. Put in Captain’s chair, handed a cookie. Seems confused. Told it was mom’s doing. He smiles big & takes a bite. While chewing, he says, “Tell my mom I’m actually having a pretty good time.” Goes back to work on fighter jets. pic.twitter.com/AbLu0e3f4v

2024-01-11 15:43:29
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Chowdah Hill @ChowdahHill

Unsuspecting Petty Officer mysteriously called to meet the Captain. Handed cookie. Told it was mom’s idea. Says, “She got me! Nice prank mom. And happy birthday.” Goes back to managing the ship’s comms so the entire Strike Group can communicate! pic.twitter.com/WD8ei6nL5d

2024-01-10 23:32:31
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Chowdah Hill @ChowdahHill

Unsuspecting Petty Officer called to bridge from 16 decks below and is confused why. Told it was mom’s request. Mom: “Tell him to promise not to kill me” Sailor: “I love you mom, miss you and Papa too.” (note: chose pastry over cookie) pic.twitter.com/SC4AVeEgCu

2024-01-09 12:17:31
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Chowdah Hill @ChowdahHill

Unsuspecting Petty Officer called to the bridge when he was trying to prepare meals for 4,900 Sailors. Placed in Captain’s chair on request of his girlfriend. His response: “Ugh” (and then he smiled). Held cookie as a prop and went back to his mission. pic.twitter.com/l5Odw63svE

2024-01-08 14:46:55
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Chowdah Hill @ChowdahHill

Unsuspecting Petty Officer comes to bridge assuming he’s in trouble of course. Placed in Captain’s chair. Offered a few cookies. Photo taken for family members who want him to know he’s loved… he says he loves them back. Mission complete. @ThomasColePrice @GingerB56255 pic.twitter.com/CTqdnw08It

2024-01-05 21:51:07
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Chowdah Hill @ChowdahHill

Unsuspecting Petty Officer placed into Capt’s chair, given cookie, and told to command warship for a minute. Not happy her husband set her up…Vows to “get back at him and embarrass him at his command later.” Sorry @casey_flowers08pic.twitter.com/xgwg2uLCRw

2024-01-04 12:31:27
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Chowdah Hill @ChowdahHill

Unsuspecting Petty Officer placed in Captain’s chair, taking momentary command of @TheCVN69 to wish his grandmother a happy 70th birthday. How about that mustache! @dobeedontbee pic.twitter.com/gHA8kiOl0R

2024-01-03 15:54:31
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Chowdah Hill @ChowdahHill

Unsuspecting Petty Officer called to the bridge & assumes he’s in trouble. Placed in Captain’s chair, given cookie, picture taken… Per spouse request. @TheCVN69 @nicole_kriss pic.twitter.com/thnHVo2qTB

2023-12-30 20:56:55
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タネを知ってる人もいる

Chowdah Hill @ChowdahHill

Another unsuspecting Petty Officer made to sit in the Captain’s chair per request of his dad. Cookie refused. Smile forced. Knew he wasn’t in trouble since he works on the bridge and knows my tricks, dammit! @XPablo527 @TheCVN69 pic.twitter.com/inMP78gOoy

2024-01-01 18:07:59
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関係ないけど、艦内ダサセーター選手権

Chowdah Hill @ChowdahHill

Who has the ugliest sweater? Uniform police need not panic… they’re wearing proper uniforms underneath. pic.twitter.com/POIo39OSPb

2023-12-28 12:11:56
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艦橋からの眺め

当然、こういうのもあります

Chowdah Hill @ChowdahHill

More naval war machines you say? How about some C-2A, FA-18E, and E-2C… @TheCVN69 @USNavy pic.twitter.com/6JOXekd4Rn

2024-01-10 23:57:24
Chowdah Hill @ChowdahHill

Someone asked for more recovery aircraft…How about some night action? @TheCVN69 @USNavy pic.twitter.com/Dq3tmjig0j

2024-01-05 23:23:55

もう一人(?)の艦長

マスコット犬の「キャプテン・デモ」が乗っているようで、たまにその様子も

Chowdah Hill @ChowdahHill

Captain Demo is spoiled by me and a few others. But who among you doesn’t love some good snax? pic.twitter.com/4Y3dTggaNB

2023-12-26 20:55:18
Chowdah Hill @ChowdahHill

Ugh this poor Captain. He didn’t sign up for elf duties, but he knows the Sailors like it. Doing his duty for the crew! @TheCVN69 pic.twitter.com/hSIWfOuqYf

2023-12-22 11:50:37
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