アメリカン徳トンデモセッション太郎

APSの面白そうな発表を紹介します
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アメリカントンデモセッションを見に行くかどうか悩んでいる

2014-03-26 10:41:18

Session Y9: New Directions in Astrophysics
http://meetings.aps.org/Meeting/APR14/Session/Y9

Q @life_wont_wait

"New Directions in Astrophysics"というセッションタイトルは可能性を感じさせる

2014-03-26 10:47:04
Q @life_wont_wait

裏はr-processのinvited session、DE surveytのinvited session、SN-GRBといったところ

2014-03-26 10:49:55

Abstract: Y9.00001 : New Explain of Hubble's Red Shift
http://meetings.aps.org/Meeting/APR14/Session/Y9.1

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"In Dopple's frequency shift, there is a Lorentz Factor of the Einstein's Lorentz transformation." しょっぱなからパンチ力高い変換が提唱されている

2014-03-26 10:51:50

Abstract: Y9.00002 : A Second Dimension of Time Explains Quantum and Classical Fields
http://meetings.aps.org/Meeting/APR14/Session/Y9.2
(これだと思われるが確認できず)

Q @life_wont_wait

"we propose reinterpretation of quantum mechanic and modification to relativity theory to arrive an unified theory" 統一理論いただきましたー!

2014-03-26 10:57:57

Abstract: Y9.00003 : Experimental observation of dark matter and formation of mini-galaxies at zero speed-of-light
http://meetings.aps.org/Meeting/APR14/Session/Y9.3

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"To verify this work we experimentally demonstrated the formation of ``mini-planets'' and ``mini-galaxies.''" どういう実験なんや…

2014-03-26 10:58:21

Abstract: Y9.00004 : Creator God Rules The Universe Because Hawking Built The Big Bang On A Foundation Of Quicksand
http://meetings.aps.org/Meeting/APR14/Session/Y9.4

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"Despite this cosmological unanimity, we will show that Hawking and all his compatriots are guilty of that blunder" (cont)

2014-03-26 11:01:38
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"and hence are now destined to collectively reap the consequences of having made it" こわい

2014-03-26 11:02:30

Abstract: Y9.00005 : Andromeda's SMBH Projected Accretion Rate
http://meetings.aps.org/Meeting/APR14/Session/Y9.5

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"The calculated half-life for the Andromeda SMBH is approximately 1.4327e14 years from the Big Bang." すごい精度だ。宇宙物理をやらせておくにはもったいない

2014-03-26 11:04:52

Abstract: Y9.00006 : Does Antimatter Appear Dark?
http://meetings.aps.org/Meeting/APR14/Session/Y9.6
(これだと思われるが確認できず)

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"Several proposals have suggested that black holes could be significant factors in the formation of new universes." マジで…

2014-03-26 11:05:53

Abstract: Y9.00007 : The U-Theory of Everything (-- A single Particle Theory of Universe)
http://meetings.aps.org/Meeting/APR14/Session/Y9.7
(下のツイート内のリンクと同一)

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"The U-Theory of Everything (-- A single Particle Theory of Universe)" 全てすごいがオチがどうしてそこにいったのか全くわからないのが何よりすごい http://t.co/ODmKSYRXxW

2014-03-26 11:08:39
Q @life_wont_wait

いやあやっぱ海外に出ると勉強になるな。(6%)

2014-03-26 11:11:15
Q @life_wont_wait

他にも勉強になるセッションはあるのかな?

2014-03-26 11:13:58

Session X13: Formal Theory
http://meetings.aps.org/Meeting/APR14/Session/X13
(下のツイート内のリンクと同一)

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これもナイスセッションかもしれない http://t.co/sS5Q78RkUb

2014-03-26 11:16:57

Abstract: X13.00001 : Knot physics, spacetime in co-dimension 2
http://meetings.aps.org/Meeting/APR14/Session/X13.1

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"Knot physics, spacetime in co-dimension 2" のってぃーちゃん…

2014-03-26 11:17:45