HAHA.. NO... AKIHIKO IS LIKE "you've got some guts, don't you? alright, I'll give you something nice." do not give her protein
2014-06-06 12:07:42Rei: Waa, is this cake!? Akihiko: It's something even more amazing... It's a protein bar! Try it. Come on, quickly!
2014-06-06 12:08:50HOLY SHIT SHINJI AND AKI ARE HAVING THE BEST FIGHT RIGHT NOW, THEY'RE FUCKING STUPID
2014-06-06 12:14:11god.. zen is asking me about protein and I can either answer "it'll make you invicible", "it's delicious" or "you'll be popular with girls"
2014-06-06 12:16:33Aki: Once you consume protein, your physical strength rises, your blood boils, and your muscles throb. It's a magical food.
2014-06-06 12:22:22Rei: Once you consume this magical food, your physical strength rises, and you dance while eating as much grilled meat as you like!?
2014-06-06 12:26:22(this is terribly translated btw LOL sorry.. she's using the same terms that akihiko used but is misinterpreting it in a food way as usual
2014-06-06 12:27:00Aki: Yeah, that's right! With training, eventually you'd even be able to defeat a bear with your bare hands.
2014-06-06 12:30:23Zen: A bear, bare handed? ....Really? Shinji: Cool it, Aki. These guys seriously believe you. Aki: Did I lie?
2014-06-06 12:31:16Shinji: Being able to defeat a bear with your bare hands if you just eat protein? Shinji: You muscle-brained idiot.
2014-06-06 12:32:21Aki: The first to call someone an idiot is the idiot. Furthermore, protein isn't stupid. Watch what you say.
2014-06-06 12:33:28Shinji: ...That's true, I should add in "simpleton" too. You muscle-brained simpleton idiot. Aki: What'd you say!?
2014-06-06 12:35:00Aki: If I'm a simpleton idiot, then that makes you a stupid simpleton idiot!
2014-06-06 12:36:00aki.. you are so childish.. you seriously couldn't come up with a better comeback to shinji's "アホバカ" than "アホアホバカ"....
2014-06-06 12:37:05they're both complete children... pic.twitter.com/0YkNMTK27f
2014-06-06 12:38:48Aki: You've always been so critical. Always getting angry over the smallest things... Are you calcium deficient?
2014-06-06 12:44:26Shinji: You... You'd get mad too if someone added protein to your kettle while you're cooking rice!
2014-06-06 12:49:25HOW LONG ARE THEY GOING TO ARGUE ABOUT THIS LMFAO
2014-06-06 12:50:40Aki: I was just considering its effectiveness! I didn't do anything wrong! Aki: If I'm an ultra idiot, then that makes you a miracle idiot!!
2014-06-06 12:53:14aki's thorough and well thought out comebacks pic.twitter.com/ssQbHXDmZo
2014-06-06 12:58:04