Woodwork tasks today. Being jobless allows you to revisit old interests, learn new things, and listen to the radio more. Sold the telly. #SU
2015-03-22 20:24:48Excellent Early Music Show on Radio 3 at 2 o'clock. They's gonna get mediaeval on yo ass. #Radio #StillUnemployed
2015-03-22 21:03:05Richard the Third on telly now. Was due to be a much bigger one at 8pm. #Cheap
2015-03-22 22:27:45I've sorted out that difficult cupboard under the sink. #StillUnemployed
2015-03-23 20:24:31Not having to go to work > “@NYCTiggy: @MrJamesMay on the positive side what's the best thing about being unemployed?”
2015-03-23 20:58:00I'm re-learning the recorder. My objective is The British Grenadiers. #StillUnemployed pic.twitter.com/kgy4M9m8Nb
2015-03-24 19:49:40I've just eaten something called an 'active yoghurt'. I think I'll have a lie down. #SU
2015-03-24 22:38:44I have an hp Envy printer and it keeps making random copies of nothing and spewing out blank paper. Anyone else had this? #StillUnemployed
2015-03-25 17:14:40It's doing it now. Drives me up the fuggin wall. That stupid whirring noise makes me want to kill people. #SU
2015-03-25 17:17:55Reporters outside my house: if you're going to hang around on small streets with your car engines idling all day, don't buy a bloody diesel.
2015-03-25 23:02:05Gutted at such a sad end to an era. We're all three of us idiots in our different ways but it's been an incredible ride together.
2015-03-26 00:20:31I've written some blues lyrics: Oh I woke up this morning, And.... #StillUnemployed
2015-03-27 15:08:32British Grenadiers is up. WARNING: crap content #SU youtu.be/d5_SB1FxAWg?ac
2015-03-28 01:12:59Why are you all commenting on this rubbish? Get on with your work, you slackers. Greensleeves next.
2015-03-28 01:27:55Greensleeves, as requested. Bit shoddy. #SU youtu.be/0muUZTKCeBg?ac
2015-03-28 20:05:00Well spotted! > “@BlarryOfficial: @MrJamesMay This is the face and sound of a sad middle-aged English bloke without a hope for his future.”
2015-03-28 20:09:10Undecided about my next U-Tube film. Do you want: 1 Cook shepherd's pie 2 Mend broken toy trains 3 Basic bicycle service 4 Rule Britannia
2015-03-29 22:36:19@MrJamesMay Mend Broken Shepherd's Pie with a bicycle.
2015-03-29 23:26:57“@JayHammondette: @MrJamesMay who is more irritating - Clarkson or Hammond? #JustWonderin” Which is worse, TB or the plague?
2015-03-30 00:23:19I think the pie is just bossin' it, but mending toy trains is surprisingly popular. I'm sorry you don't like my recorder playing. #Bastards
2015-03-30 00:54:04Ok, now this is where being bored gets you. Not ready for retirement pic.twitter.com/aFq1OpIF58
2015-03-30 22:24:13Stroppy artistic response to critics: it's on a paddock stand, hence greater rake. Better idea: stupid picture in bin, off out on bike.
2015-03-30 23:56:28U-Tube update: I have to go away for a few days, but then I'll cook the pie. Stand by. #ThatIsAll
2015-03-31 01:24:50