2016/12/01- 12/15 #twhz 21h(JST)/ English

http://togetter.com/t/tw21h Susumu Hirasawa's stream of tweets starting at 21:00 JST in all except Wednesdays, which often is challenging to comprehend even for native Japanese speakers. Despite that, some multilingual fans are attempting to translate his tweets into English for better understanding. [NOTE] Translations here are NOT authorized by nor affliated with Mr. Hirasawa and they may contain mistakes and errors. 続きを読む
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Susumu Hirasawa @hirasawa

電波の状況を察知して自動的にWifiとキャリア接続が切り替わり、その都度声が知らせるようにしたのだが、声の調整をめんどくさいのでしていない。

2016-12-01 21:25:21
Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz I set it up so that it speaks whenever it gets the carrier's signal or is connected to Wi-Fi automatically.

2016-12-01 23:27:23
Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz But I didn't bother to adjust the volume of its voice.

2016-12-01 23:27:43
Susumu Hirasawa @hirasawa

それを成すには「AutomateIt」というものを使う。 ありとあらゆることが自動で成されるようにできる。

2016-12-01 21:30:30
Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz To use that function, the application called "Automatelt" is needed. You can make various things work automatically with it.

2016-12-01 23:31:55
Susumu Hirasawa @hirasawa

ありとあらゆるとは、条件に応じて声の大きさも自動的に調整できるということを示す。簡単。 なのにどうして街で会うといつもデカい声…。

2016-12-01 21:36:03
Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz "Various things" means you can set it up so it adjusts the volume of the voice automatically according to some conditions.

2016-12-01 23:41:55
Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz It's easy. But how come you speak in a loud voice every time I see you downtown...

2016-12-01 23:42:19
Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz [It's a spoof of "なのにどうして街で会うといつも知らんふり"(But how come you ignore me every time I see you downtown.) from "Art Mania(美術館で会った人だろ)"]

2016-12-01 23:47:19
Susumu Hirasawa @hirasawa

公共の場で電話に出る人の声を自動的に小さくする機能はあるのか。 あるなら、今朝見た自信満々のオネイサンに適用したい。 条件1:公共の場。条件2:声が大きい。 動作1:耳に毒針を指す。 動作2:舌にシビレ薬を塗布する。

2016-12-01 21:40:42
Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz Is there an application that makes a person's voice small automatically who talks on the phone in a public place?

2016-12-02 00:01:10
Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz If there is, I'd like to use it on the young lady who was talking, filled with self-confidence, whom I saw this morning.

2016-12-02 00:01:49
Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz The condition # 1: At a public place. The condition # 2: The voice is loud.

2016-12-02 00:02:25
Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz #twhz The action # 1: It inserts a poisonous needle in the person's ear The action # 2:It applies numbing agent on the person's tongue

2016-12-02 10:43:52
Susumu Hirasawa @hirasawa

このようにして「条件」と「動作」を関連付けるだけ。 後はオネイサンがおとなしくなるのを待つだけ。 注:音声は調整しておくこと。さもなくば町中に「さっしょーーー!!!」という叫びが響く。

2016-12-01 21:47:20
Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz All you do is relate the "conditions" and the "actions" like this. After that you can just wait until the young lady becomes quiet.

2016-12-02 00:11:51
Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz Attention: you should adjust the voice volume beforehand. Otherwise, it will holler "Killing!!!" that echoes in the whole town.

2016-12-02 00:12:20
Susumu Hirasawa @hirasawa

なんだ!このTw(hz)は!!!!

2016-12-01 21:54:29
Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz What kind of Tw(hz) is this!!!!

2016-12-02 00:13:51
Susumu Hirasawa @hirasawa

条件1「なんだ!このTw(hz)は!!!」と書く。 動作15年後にフォロアーの舌にシビレ薬が塗布される。 またこんど!!

2016-12-01 21:59:46
Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz #twhz The condition # 1: I write "What kind of Tw(hz) is this!!!"

2016-12-02 10:45:06
Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz #twhz The action # 1: It applies numbing agent to my followers' tongues five years later. See you later!!

2016-12-02 10:45:44

Five years later, his lines will be changed, "Hold out your tongue quickly"..

はやく手を出しなさい

"Hold out your hand quickly.." by @smoosicuniona #循環カフェ1101夜

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