2016/12/01- 12/15 #twhz 21h(JST)/ English

http://togetter.com/t/tw21h Susumu Hirasawa's stream of tweets starting at 21:00 JST in all except Wednesdays, which often is challenging to comprehend even for native Japanese speakers. Despite that, some multilingual fans are attempting to translate his tweets into English for better understanding. [NOTE] Translations here are NOT authorized by nor affliated with Mr. Hirasawa and they may contain mistakes and errors. 続きを読む
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Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz Though the humble pythony was overly selfy-consciousy, but also adorable, but God jumped salty and turned nasty to him.

2016-12-03 01:54:24
Susumu Hirasawa @hirasawa

知られざる白亜紀のヘビはロンゲをアンピで留め、こう言った。 「グアテマラコーヒー、アリエンティー!U吉出しても飲みたいわ!」 神、SMにしておこ。世界を終わらせようと、こう言った。 またこん!!

2016-12-02 22:19:05
Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz The unknown pythony in the Cretacerous Period tied his longy hair with a safety-pinny and said,...

2016-12-03 02:16:47
Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz ..."Guatemalan coffee, arienti[arienai/impossible]! I wanna drink it if it costs a U-kichi[ten thousand yen bill]!"

2016-12-03 02:17:21

U-kichi:A ten thousand yen bill. It has the portrait of Yukichi Fukuzawa. Yukichi Fukuzawa: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fukuzawa_Yukichi

Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz God was sadistic and blew a fuse. He wanted to end the world and said. See you lat...!!

2016-12-03 02:17:38

C U L8R  (´▿`)ノシ 


01/12/2016

I tied my Zenfone from 2 generations ago to my bicycle and I rode it.

Susumu Hirasawa @hirasawa

スマートホンのイヤホンジャックが朽ち果てました。

2016-12-01 21:00:01
Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz The earphone jack of my smartphone has fallen into decay.

2016-12-01 22:32:48
Susumu Hirasawa @hirasawa

本体基盤ごと取り替えたと宣告をあける。 コンセントが壊れたので家を建て直す、と言われた心持ちの木曜日を貴方と共に。

2016-12-01 21:04:09
Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz They declared that they had replaced the whole main unit with a new one.

2016-12-01 22:43:17
Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz I would like you to understand today, on Thursday, how I'd feel if I was told they'd build a new house because my outlet is broken.

2016-12-01 22:44:28
Susumu Hirasawa @hirasawa

打ち間違えにより意味不明。 自主解釈を祈願する。

2016-12-01 21:05:09
Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz It doesn't make sense because of typo. I wish you understand it by yourselves.

2016-12-01 22:46:14
Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz [He typed 'あける/akeru'(to open)' to mean 'うける/ukeru'(to receive).]

2016-12-01 22:49:11
Susumu Hirasawa @hirasawa

私はスマートホン付きのイヤホンジャックを買ったのか、 イヤホンジャック付きのスマートホンを買ったのか、 真実の光を希求して仰ぐ空をTG643がジンバルロックのまま飛ぶ。

2016-12-01 21:09:23
Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz Did I buy an earphone jack that comes with a smartphone? Or did I buy a smartphone that comes with an earphone jack?

2016-12-01 22:59:50
Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz When I seek the light of truth, looking up the sky, a TG643 flies in the gimbal lock.

2016-12-01 23:00:16
Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz [TG643: A Thai Airways flight from Narita to Bangkok.]

2016-12-01 23:02:36
Susumu Hirasawa @hirasawa

二世代前のZenfoneを自転車にくっつけ、しばらく走ると 「きゃりや!!!!!!!」 と町中に響く大声でそれは叫ぶ ヒステリー女の叫び。

2016-12-01 21:16:13
Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz I attached my Zenfone from two generations ago to my bicycle and rode it for a while.

2016-12-01 23:12:28
Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz Suddenly, "Carrier!!!!!!!", the phone screamed in a loud voice that echoed in the whole town. It's a hysterical woman's voice.

2016-12-01 23:12:57
Susumu Hirasawa @hirasawa

Uターン出社を成せば、あろるの館に入った途端 「わいふぁいーー!!!!!!きー!!」 とわめきちらす。

2016-12-01 21:20:47
Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz After I returned from my U-turn commute, as soon as I entered house of Aroru, it hollerd "Wi-fiiiiii!!!!! Kkkiiiii!!!".

2016-12-01 23:18:01
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