更新 2017年5月20日作成 2017年1月1日

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http://togetter.com/t/tw21h Susumu Hirasawa's stream of tweets starting at 21:00 JST in all except Wednesdays, which often is challenging to comprehend even for native Japanese speakers. Despite that, some multilingual fans are attempting to translate his tweets into English for better understanding. [NOTE] Translations here are NOT authorized by nor affliated with Mr. Hirasawa and they may contain mistakes and errors. 続きを読む

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Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz Madam Mangosteen would grab the fruit even if it is a fossilized one in order to find a mangosteen for Hirasawa.

2017-01-15 21:57:22

Susumu Hirasawa @hirasawa

病に伏す旦那を踏み越えても行くマダム・マンゴスチン。季節であろうとなかろうと。化石であろうと蝋でできたサンプルであろうと、掴むまで止まらない。

2017-01-15 21:47:40

Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz She would even step over her husband who is sick in bed in order to find a mangosteen.

2017-01-15 22:02:20

Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz She doesn't care if it is in season or not, fossilized or made with wax. She doesn't stop looking for the fruits till she finds them.

2017-01-15 22:04:34

Susumu Hirasawa @hirasawa

怪しき壇中（ツボ）に受容体を持ち、マンゴスチンの紫を取得してようやく止まる重戦車のごとき進撃。

2017-01-15 21:53:19

Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz She marches like a heavy tank with a receptor on her CV17 accupressure point, and only stops when she gets purple from a mangosteen.

2017-01-15 22:12:43

Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz [CV17 accupressure point; Danchu [Tanzhong/Chest Center: It is for calming anxiety.]

2017-01-15 22:14:02

Susumu Hirasawa @hirasawa

マンゴスチンの季節は4月であります。国中を探して4月に戻る手際で何人の婿を亡くしたことか。なんだ！このTw(hz)は！！！

2017-01-15 21:58:03

Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz Mangosteens are in season in April.

2017-01-15 22:17:26

Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz She has lost many husbands, while looking for the fruits all over the country, saying she would come home in April.

2017-01-15 22:17:46

Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz What kind of Tw(hz) is this?!!!

2017-01-15 22:18:03

Susumu Hirasawa @hirasawa

しょうもないTw(hz)の責任を取り、「足らず講釈」を明日中の公開にするよう圧力をかける。社員に圧力をかけると解雇される危険があるが、しょうがない。

2017-01-15 22:02:55

Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz Taking the responsibility for making meaningless Tw(hz), I will pressure Chaos Union to post "Tarazu Lecture" tomorrow.

2017-01-15 22:21:44

Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz If I pressure the staff, I have a risk to be fired, but I don't have a choice.

2017-01-15 22:21:51

リンク Hirasawa Glossary Hyaku Tarazu Sama (百足らず様) Fictional god who causes things and people to ‘lack’ something, what this means exactly is free for interpretation. People can lack shadows, or cats can lack elegance, even your missing sauce might...

Susumu Hirasawa @hirasawa

解雇されても大丈夫。東海道は情けの道。京都まである就活の旅。好印象でまたこんど！！

2017-01-15 22:07:22

Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz It is OK if I am fired. Tokaido Road is the road of mercy. The job finding trip continues to Kyoto.

2017-01-15 22:24:29

Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz Giving a good impression to you, see you later!!

2017-01-15 22:24:38

14/01/2017

I found a coffee shop in a bamboo grove on my U-turn commute route.

Susumu Hirasawa @hirasawa

日本橋が起点。品川を過ぎ進路を川崎へ。

2017-01-14 21:00:03

Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz The starting point was Nihonbashi. I passed Shinagawa, and heading for Kawasaki.

2017-01-14 21:08:06

Susumu Hirasawa @hirasawa

緊急報告。傾斜妻の勾配住宅が空き家になっている。

2017-01-14 21:04:00

Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz An emergency report. The slope housewife's slope house is vacant now.

2017-01-14 21:25:12

"The slope housewife's slope house, hanging up clothes and me" - drawing by Susumu Hirasawa

リンク Hirasawa Glossary Slope Housewife (傾斜妻/Keisha-zuma), Slope House (勾配住宅/Koubai Juutaku) A housewife and the house she lives in located on one of Hirasawa’s bicycle commute routes. The house is located along a relatively steep slope, and how the young housewife has a hard time hanging...

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