更新 2017年5月20日作成 2017年1月15日

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http://togetter.com/t/tw21h Susumu Hirasawa's stream of tweets starting at 21:00 JST in all except Wednesdays, which often is challenging to comprehend even for native Japanese speakers. Despite that, some multilingual fans are attempting to translate his tweets into English for better understanding. [NOTE] Translations here are NOT authorized by nor affliated with Mr. Hirasawa and they may contain mistakes and errors. 続きを読む

ログ平沢進 hirasawa english hirasawasusumu SUSUMU twhz Translation tw21h

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Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz Humming a tune, I used my knife rhythmically like the candy cutting cooks at the candy shop on the approach to Taishaku-ten Temple.

2017-02-01 00:53:21

帝釈天飴切り/The candy cutting cooks at the candy shop on the approach to Taishaku-ten Temple　(L)

リンク YouTube 帝釈天飴切り

Susumu Hirasawa @hirasawa

もう何年もの間朝の目覚めは竹を割ったようにキッパリしており、寝室に散らばった竹を掃除することで１日が始まる。

2017-01-31 21:42:45

Lucy @Lucy1205

#twjz I have had refreshing mornings that are clear-cut like cut bamboos for many years now.

2017-02-01 01:01:19

Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz My morning starts with picking up the cut bamboos scattered in my bedroom.

2017-02-01 01:01:31

Susumu Hirasawa @hirasawa

睡眠時にはマスク着用にて、口腔内異常乾燥を阻止します。何故か、ステルス某が眠りに落ちると湿度が下がるという仮説がございます。

2017-01-31 21:48:38

Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz I wear a mask to prevent inside of my mouth from drying abnormally when I go to sleep.

2017-02-01 01:06:17

Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz There is a tentative theory that the moisture content of the air goes down when Stealth something goes to bed for some reason.

2017-02-01 01:06:32

Susumu Hirasawa @hirasawa

世界を乾燥させないためにも、7時間以上寝ないと宣誓しております。眠るシリカゲル。

2017-01-31 21:52:52

Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz I swear an oath not to sleep more than 7 hours a day so the world won't go dry. [I am] the sleeping silica gel for drying purposes.

2017-02-01 01:09:42

リンク Wikipedia Silica gel Silica gel is a granular, vitreous, porous form of silicon dioxide made synthetically from sodium silicate. Silica gel contains a nano-porous silica micro-structure, suspended inside a liquid. Most applications of silica gel require it to be dried, in whi 92

Susumu Hirasawa @hirasawa

ヒラサワは食べられません

2017-01-31 21:53:35

Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz DO NOT EAT Hirasawa [because he is silica gel].

2017-02-01 01:11:34

Susumu Hirasawa @hirasawa

以前は不眠症、寝ても疲れはとれず、朝は泥人形のような物体でありました。

2017-01-31 21:59:33

Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz I used to have insomnia. I used to be like a weary clay doll in the morning, feeling still tired even after sleeping.

2017-02-01 01:15:35