2017/06/16- 06/30 #twhz 21h(JST)/ English

日本人でもよく分からない平沢進21時定時ツイート(twhz)の英語翻訳に挑む。 https://togetter.com/t/tw21h Susumu Hirasawa's stream of tweets starting at 21:00 JST in all except Wednesdays, which often is challenging to comprehend even for native Japanese speakers. Despite that, some multilingual fans are attempting to translate his tweets into English for better understanding. 続きを読む
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Susumu Hirasawa @hirasawa

どっちがどっちだか分からなくなり、一瞬どちらの操作もできなくなる。 これがライブで起こらないことを願うので、オマエタチも願え。

2017-06-28 21:49:45
Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz I sometimes get confused with the difference and don't know which one is which type. At that moment, I can't operate them properly.

2017-06-28 22:02:25
Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz I hope this doesn't happen at the live show. So please you guys hope so, too.

2017-06-28 22:02:39
Susumu Hirasawa @hirasawa

鏡でピンチ操作してしまうことがある。 (ピンチ操作ができるデジタルミラーがあってもよさそうな時代に生き)

2017-06-28 21:54:37
Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz I sometimes accidentally pinch in and pinch out on a mirror.

2017-06-28 22:08:59
Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz (I live in the age when digital mirrors that is equipped with pinching function could become reality.)

2017-06-28 22:09:14
Susumu Hirasawa @hirasawa

夜中に猫の額でピンチインしてしまうことがあり、「あっ」と思った次の瞬間、ご丁寧にピンチアウトしてしまう。

2017-06-28 21:59:06
Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz When I accidentally pinch in on the cat's forehead in the middle of the night, I say to myself, "Ah!",...

2017-06-28 22:12:46
Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz ...and at the next second, I pinch out, which doesn't make sense.

2017-06-28 22:13:05
Susumu Hirasawa @hirasawa

今もブラウザーの一部を指で押してしまった。 では、夜の帳をピンチインして雲隠れ。 また!

2017-06-28 22:03:29
Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz I pressed on the browser on PC with my finger just now again. Now, I'll hide in the clouds, pinching in the veil of darkness. See ya!

2017-06-28 22:16:44

27/06/2017


Ladies and gentlemen, have you had watermelon yet this summer?

Susumu Hirasawa @hirasawa

降りたこと無い山手線の駅でクチナシを嗅ぐ想像をしてみる。 大崎駅 あ、降りたことないのは大崎だけだ。

2017-06-27 20:57:31
Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz I imagine myself smelling the Gardenia blossoms at a station on Yamanote line that I have never got off.

2017-06-27 21:11:01
Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz Ohsaki Station Ah, I just remembered that the only station I have never got off from is Ohsaki.

2017-06-27 21:11:31
リンク Wikipedia Ōsaki Station Ōsaki Station (大崎駅, Ōsaki-eki) is a railway station in Shinagawa, Tokyo, Japan, jointly operated by East Japan Railway Company (JR East) and Tokyo Waterfront Area Rapid Transit (TWR).Ōsaki Station is served by the following JR East lines.It also forms the
Susumu Hirasawa @hirasawa

犯罪者の鼻にも香るクチナシ。 ならば私にも。

2017-06-27 21:00:00
Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz Even a criminal's nose can smell gardenia blossoms. Then I will be able to smell it, too.

2017-06-27 21:16:21
Susumu Hirasawa @hirasawa

山手線の大崎以外のそれぞれの駅にいったい何の用事があったんだろう。。。。。 謎の山手線。。。。 私の生涯の時間に問う。 山手線大崎以外の全てでクチナシを嗅いだか?

2017-06-27 21:04:31
Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz I wonder what kind of business I had to do at all the stations on Yamanote Line except Ohsaki station.....?

2017-06-27 21:23:26
Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz The mysterious Ohsaki Station.....

2017-06-27 21:23:47
Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz I want to ask all the hours I had during my lifetime. Have I smelled gardenia blossoms at alll Yamanote Line stations except Ohsaki?

2017-06-27 21:24:22
Susumu Hirasawa @hirasawa

クチナシを嗅がなかったのなら、どんなクチナシを嗅がない用事のために降りたのか。。。

2017-06-27 21:08:35
Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz If I didn't smell gardenia blossoms, for what kind of business which was not smelling gardenia did I have to get off at the stations…?

2017-06-27 21:45:09
Susumu Hirasawa @hirasawa

クチナシの香りは「あの世」の香り。 この世は「あの世」が香る時、豊かだ。 鼻腔内には「あの世」から「この世」に開かれる扉がある。 この世の豊かな鼻の穴。

2017-06-27 21:13:10
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