2017/06/16- 06/30 #twhz 21h(JST)/ English
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Susumu Hirasawa
@hirasawa
「私が太る男なのだ」 と断言しないのは、自信がないからなのだ。 2キロ増えたが、そこから先がキツイ。 そして満腹はけしからん。実にけしからん。親戚縁者を訪問して、「けしからん」と説いても説いてもまだけしからん。 あ、
2017-06-28 21:04:37
Lucy
@Lucy1205
#twhz "I am a man who can gain weight easily." I can't make a firm statement like that because I am not confident.
2017-06-28 21:22:49
Lucy
@Lucy1205
#twhz I have gained 2 kilograms, but it's difficult beyond that. And I hate being full. I really hate it.
2017-06-28 21:23:17
Lucy
@Lucy1205
#twhz There is no end to my hatred toward it even after I preach the "disadvantage of it" to all my relatives. Ah!
2017-06-28 21:23:26
Lucy
@Lucy1205
#twhz How about a man who eats nuts high in calories as snack though they are in a small quantity, and gains weight as a squirrel man.
2017-06-28 21:27:03
Susumu Hirasawa
@hirasawa
木の実で肥ゆるはキツイ。 そこで、ヴィーガン対応クッキーなる邪悪なものを輸入するならば、巨大なり。 一つで通常の私の二食分はあろうかという邪悪さなり。
2017-06-28 21:16:37
Lucy
@Lucy1205
#twhz It has turned out that it's hard for me to try to gain weight eating nuts. So, I imported an evil product called cookies for vegans,…
2017-06-28 21:32:19
Lucy
@Lucy1205
#twhz ...but I found it was huge. It was evil because a cookie was as large as my two meals.
2017-06-28 21:32:53
Susumu Hirasawa
@hirasawa
どっしりと重いクッキーを天高くかかげ、「ヴィーガン？」と首を傾げる。 静かに邪悪な質量を胸の高さに降ろし、氷のような冷たい囁きで言う。 「ばかばかしい。太る理由がどこにある」
2017-06-28 21:21:24
Lucy
@Lucy1205
#twhz I raised the heavy, huge cookie high in the air, and I tilted my head in confusion and said, "Vegan?"
2017-06-28 21:39:32
Lucy
@Lucy1205
#twhz I held the evil heavy cookie in the height of my chest quietly, and whispered in a cold voice like ice,
2017-06-28 21:39:56
Susumu Hirasawa
@hirasawa
燃えざるゴミの日は燃ゆるゴミの日の次のゴミの日であり、それが水曜日なのである。 火曜日は「火」と共にあるために燃ゆるゴミであり、水曜日は「水」とともにあるために燃えざるゴミのひなのだ。 分かってるのか？おい！
2017-06-28 21:28:27
Lucy
@Lucy1205
#twhz #twhz The day to take out non-burnable trash is the next day to take out combustible trash. That's Wednesday.
2017-06-29 00:33:40
Lucy
@Lucy1205
#twhz #twhz Tuesday(火曜日/kayoubi) is called fire day, so it is the day for combustible trash.
2017-06-29 00:34:37
Lucy
@Lucy1205
#twhz #twhz And Wednesday(水曜日/suiyoubi) is called water day, so it is the day for non-burnable trash. Do you understand? Hey!
2017-06-29 00:35:06
Susumu Hirasawa
@hirasawa
「水」が燃えないというのも語弊があるが、燃えない約束の日にエナジーを余分にTwなどで燃やすならば、その分を節約するのが「燃やせば燃える”木”」の日なのだ。 （さっぱりわからんというご意見に同意）
2017-06-28 21:35:07
Lucy
@Lucy1205
#twhz It is not true if you say "water" doesn't burn, but if you burn your extra energy in Twittering on the promised day for non-burnables,
2017-06-28 21:54:03
Lucy
@Lucy1205
#twhz ... then that energy should be saved on Thursday, "Day of Wood that can burn".
2017-06-28 21:54:42
Lucy
@Lucy1205
#twhz (If you say you don't understand this theory at all, I agree with you.)
2017-06-28 21:54:51
Lucy
@Lucy1205
#twhz By the way, about the life in which touch-screens and non-touch-screens exist together.
2017-06-28 21:58:36