トニー・ブレアの回顧録出版によるTwitter上の「真顔でジョーク」大会（付・北アイルランド関連まとめ）

Derek Payne @mrderekpayne

On the 6th May 1953 my mother went into labour. Probably the last member of the family who genuinely did . #blair1stlines

Miche Doherty @miche

Labour was dead: to begin with. There is no doubt whatever about that. #Blair1stLines

Chris Woolfrey @ChrisWoolfrey

@NewStatesman 'So I'll be Che, Gordon, and you be Castro; or is that I'll be Cameron and you be Clegg'. #Blair1stlines

Olly Grender @OllyGrender

#Blair1stLines: their eyes met across a crowded room "who is that clunking fist of a man?" said Tony, "Brown, Gordon Brown" was the reply

Andrew Bradley @AndrewBradley

"We met at Granita in Islington. Gordon asked for tap water as I surveyed the wine list to see what would go with the rabbit" #Blair1stlines

John @JohnnyMacOne

#Blair1stLines as I began my prime ministerial career I couldn't help but think I'd forgotten something. Then it struck me - it was Gordon

Dan Rebellato @DanRebellato

#blair1stlines It was a dark and stormy Chancellor of the Exchequer...

eddie coates-madden @pseudograph

"It has turned out unfortunate for me today that destiny appointed Brown, out of the Inn, to be my Chancellor" #Blair1stLines

Fabienne @gift_of_the_fab

'Gordon, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. I said crossing my fingers beneath the table ' #Blair1stlines

Peter Campbell @Petercampbell1

#Blair1stlines "Either Gordon went, or I did. That's how it was"

Roger Luckhurst @TheProfRog

#blair1stlines It is a truth universally acknowledged that a man in want of a fortune unfortunately has to do a bit of boring politics first

nofrills/文法を大切にして翻訳した共訳書『アメリカ侵略全史』作品社など @nofrills

"It is a truth universally acknowledged that ..." は、ジェーン・オースティンの『高慢と偏見 Pride and Prejudice』の書き出し。 http://bit.ly/boj6zp

Adam Roberts @arrroberts

#blair1stlines All happy familes are alike; each catastrophic war is catastrophic in its own way.

Ibrahim Taguri @ibrahimtaguri

Happy political parties are alike. Every unhappy party is unhappy in its own way. #Blair1stLines

nofrills/文法を大切にして翻訳した共訳書『アメリカ侵略全史』作品社など @nofrills

"Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way" はトルストイの『アンナ・カレーニナ』の書き出し。 http://bit.ly/bJTomD

Ewan Nicholas @Ewannic

@GDNPolitics "Actually I'm quite proud of the fact that we lifted 500,000 children out of Poverty" #Blair1stLines

Ewan Nicholas @Ewannic

@GDNPolitics "I did't get everything right but starting to rebuild all the schools was pretty cool" #Blair1stLines

Andrew Bradley @AndrewBradley

"My journey starts in Edinburgh, the city where I was born, but don't worry, I soon realised dour Scots don't get elected..." #Blair1stlines

Zorro P Freely⌚️ @banalyst

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a dictator in possession of a moustache, must be in want of a good bombing. #Blair1stlines

Dr James Martin Charlton @jmc_fire

#Blair1stlines It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a married man in possession of ambition, must be in want of a political party.

kirsty scott @kirstybscott

@NewStatesman It is a truth universally acknowledged that a Tony in possession of a rude wife must be in want of a fortune. #blair1stlines

Fabienne @gift_of_the_fab

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single-minded man in possession of a slick charm must be in want of a country #Blair1stlines

🕷️ Claire @enominal

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a bad man in possession of a fortune must be laughing all the way to theWest Bank #Blair1stLines

Dan Rebellato @DanRebellato

#Blair1stlines Someone must have been telling lies about Tony B because one morning not having done anything wrong he became very unpopular.

Philip Challinor @pchallinor

After a hard day lifting children out of poverty, I need proper refreshment. That's why I drink Orange Drink™. #Blair1stLines