更新 2017年6月1日作成 2017年5月18日

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日本人でもよく分からない平沢進21時定時ツイート（twhz）の英語翻訳に挑む。 https://togetter.com/t/tw21h Susumu Hirasawa's stream of tweets starting at 21:00 JST in all except Wednesdays, which often is challenging to comprehend even for native Japanese speakers. Despite that, some multilingual fans are attempting to translate his tweets into English for better understanding. 続きを読む

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Susumu Hirasawa @hirasawa

自転車の場合歩数計は半分しか動かない。それなのに移動距離は長い。

2017-05-29 21:09:45

Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz The pedometer counts only the half of the actual steps/pedaling if I ride a bicycle.

2017-05-29 22:27:09

Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz However, the actual distance I have travelled is longer than the figure it shows.

2017-05-29 22:28:02

Susumu Hirasawa @hirasawa

自転車のタイヤにヒビが発見されました。水道のホースを巻いて新潟まで行った平沢四郎を思えばどうってことない。

2017-05-29 21:15:13

Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz A crack has been found on the tire of my bicycle.

2017-05-29 22:36:35

Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz Remembering my uncle Shirou Hirasawa, who put a water hose around the wheel and went to Niigata, it is nothing.

2017-05-29 22:37:04

リンク Hirasawa Glossary Shirō Hirasawa (平沢四朗) Kiyoshi Hirasawa’s brother. Susumu has told a variety of anecdotes about him on Twitter.

Susumu Hirasawa @hirasawa

東海道ではなく、地図上の適当な場所をコースに設定できるアプリがあるらしい。たとえばオマエタチの集落の中をうろつくとかすると緊張で鼻血でるか？　出るか？鼻血。出るな？鼻血。すごい鼻血？

2017-05-29 21:20:31

Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz I hear there is an apps that you can set your travel course on the map as you like, not like mine which has only Tokaido Road.

2017-05-29 22:50:25

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RT Hirasawa-san uses a PEDOMETER that records walker 53 Stations of the Tōkaidō version. Vendor is unknown. pic.twitter.com/eXwyitXvJ4

2017-04-18 00:19:12

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Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz For example, if I use that apps and set my travel course in you guys' village, would you get too excited and have nose bleeding?

2017-05-29 22:51:15

Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz Would you have nose bleeding? I'm sure you would. A lot of bleeding?

2017-05-29 22:51:32

Susumu Hirasawa @hirasawa

しかしGPSは焚かない主義なので、実際人の家の屋根をツーカしたり、壁をすり抜けたりするん。

2017-05-29 21:26:02

Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz However, I have a principle that I don't keep my GPS on, so I, shown on the apps, will go through someone's house's roofs and walls.

2017-05-29 22:58:10

Susumu Hirasawa @hirasawa

無理がある。続かない。

2017-05-29 21:31:17

Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz It is impossible. I won't be able to continue it.

2017-05-29 23:01:58

Susumu Hirasawa @hirasawa

自分でゴーヤを育てると１シーズンで何匹くらい発生するんであるか？

2017-05-29 21:35:48

Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz If you grow a goya [bitter gourd] plant, how many fruits would you normally get?

2017-05-29 23:05:14

Susumu Hirasawa @hirasawa

あまりに大量に発生するので鼻血でるか？　出るか？鼻血。出るな？鼻血。すごい鼻血？

2017-05-29 21:40:04

Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz You get so many goya fruits grown that you'll have nose bleeding? Would you have nose bleeding? I'm sure you would. A lot of bleeding?

2017-05-29 23:20:32

Susumu Hirasawa @hirasawa

ゴーヤに目覚めて依頼、病める時も健やかなる時もゴーヤを食べ、ゴーヤに食べられしてきたので、自分で育てると鼻血でるかどうかが知りたかった。

2017-05-29 21:43:30

Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz Since I fell in love with goya, I have been eating them and have been being eaten by them in sickness and in health.

2017-05-29 23:26:51

Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz So I wanted to know if it makes me have nose bleeding if I grow the goya plant myself.

2017-05-29 23:27:15

Susumu Hirasawa @hirasawa

では、一つの鉢に一株を埋没させたるものを置くならば果てしないゴーヤの流れが私を襲うことになるなのか？

2017-05-29 21:50:09

Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz So, if I place a pot with a goya plant planted in it, will I be attacked by the never-ending flow of goya fruits produced?

2017-05-29 23:34:15

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