2017/06/16- 06/30 #twhz 21h(JST)/ English

日本人でもよく分からない平沢進21時定時ツイート(twhz)の英語翻訳に挑む。 https://togetter.com/t/tw21h Susumu Hirasawa's stream of tweets starting at 21:00 JST in all except Wednesdays, which often is challenging to comprehend even for native Japanese speakers. Despite that, some multilingual fans are attempting to translate his tweets into English for better understanding. 続きを読む
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Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz I will come closer and closer. After that, I will come even closer to the yard to the limit.

2017-06-16 21:38:34
Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz At that point, I will identify what the creatures behind the yard are.

2017-06-16 21:40:14
Susumu Hirasawa @hirasawa

ボスクリーチャーは野良仕事に出ているので最も凶暴なのはこのヤギだと観測される。

2017-06-16 21:15:34
Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz The boss of the creatures is out working in his farm, so the most berserk one there must be this goat according to my observation.

2017-06-16 21:43:29
Susumu Hirasawa @hirasawa

過去に「平沢牧場」でラクダにツバの吐き方教わったので、万が一クリーチャーに襲われそういなった場合はオマエタチにツバを吐きかける。

2017-06-16 21:21:54
Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz I was taught how to spit on someone's face by the camels in "Hirasawa Ranch" in the past.

2017-06-16 21:48:18
Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz So I will spit on you guys if the creatures try to attack me.

2017-06-16 21:48:38
Susumu Hirasawa @hirasawa

そして「この棄唾に値するものどもが、ここを覗いて来いというので」 と、即座にクリーチャーに向かって弁明できる勇気も携えて。

2017-06-16 21:28:01
Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz I will also have a courage to explain to the creatures at once,

2017-06-16 21:54:37
Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz "I have come here because these guys who are worth being spit on told me to spy on this place."

2017-06-16 21:55:07
Susumu Hirasawa @hirasawa

そして、「噛むならどうか、コイツとコイツとコイツを噛んで、特にコイツは3度ほど噛まないととどまることをしらないので、よろしく」 と言って逃げるチャンスを創造する。

2017-06-16 21:34:48
Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz "If you want to bite someone, bite this one and that one. That one especially doesn't know when to stop, so bite him three times...

2017-06-16 22:07:52
Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz ...Please remember that." I will say so. That will give me a chance to escape.

2017-06-16 22:08:18
Susumu Hirasawa @hirasawa

そして、より安全かつ確実に逃げるために、クリーチャーに幾らか握らせる。 クリーチャーにしてみれば、噛めるし、おひねりはもらえるし、いいことずくめの印象を与える。 そして無事逃げ切ったら保健所にちくる。

2017-06-16 21:42:13
Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz And I will give some tip to one of the creatures so I can escape safely and securely.

2017-06-16 22:16:24
Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz The creature will be happy because he can bite someone and get tipped at the same time.

2017-06-16 22:16:42
Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz After escaping safely, I will report to the public health department about them.

2017-06-16 22:16:51
Susumu Hirasawa @hirasawa

お陰様で伝染病を防ぐことができました。貴方様、お名前は? と、保健所の人が言い終わった時にはもうステルス某はそこに居ない。

2017-06-16 21:47:54
Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz "Thanks to you, we could avoid the spread of a a contagious disease. May I have your name, sir?"

2017-06-16 22:21:51
Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz Before the officer at the public health department say the whole sentence, Stealth has already left there.

2017-06-16 22:21:59
Susumu Hirasawa @hirasawa

「あすぶなら綺麗にあすべ」という、霧の六蔵さんの遺言に従ったまでであります。 1:おひねりは惜しみなく 2:名乗るなどの野暮はせず

2017-06-16 21:51:19
Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz I just follow the will left by Roku-san in the fog, "When you have fun, have fun in a clean manner."

2017-06-16 22:28:39
Lucy @Lucy1205

#twhz 1: You should tip them well 2: You should not give your name, which is an unsophisticated action.

2017-06-16 22:28:59

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